Questions preggies ask

n: Preggie ladies have non-stop questions running through their brains. They vary greatly from "What do I look like from behind?" to "Did I just smush my baby?" (not to mention a lot of daunting ones we try not to think about). Here are just a few questions that just don't seem to stop:

-Would I be able to write a short, yet profitable book about heartburn?
-Where is the closest public restroom and how disgusting will it be?
-Exactly how smushed are my internal organs?
-How will I ever find enough room to eat Thanksgiving dinner?
-Why do I suddenly have a pimple on my eyelid?
-Where can I buy tennis shoes without laces?
-Will these broken blood vessels on my face ever go away?
-What exactly is taking so long? (this refers to just about anything, anywhere.)
-Did I forget something? (again, this refers to just about anything, anywhere.)
-What is the word I am looking for...?
-If I could eat anything for dinner what would it be?
-Tums or Rolaids?
-If I don't continually put oil on my belly, will it just suddenly crack open?
-How am I going to be able to breathe in a couple of months?
-If I can't lay flat on my back, is the backstroke bad too?

and naturally,
-What is my baby going to look like?