Old wives say

J: We've been threatening to write this for a while. So, without further ado:

HOW TO DETERMINE THE SEX OF YOUR CHILD
as told by random people and relatives

"If you're carrying low and wide its a girl, or high and narrow its a boy"

"Tie a gold ring on a string and let it hang over her stomach—if it swings in a line its a boy, if its a circle you've got a girl."

"Listen to the heart rate. A high heart rate usually is a girl."

"If you crave fruits and sour items its a girl. Want junk food? Its a boy."

and then there's the chinese calendar—not even close to understanding how this one is supposed to work.


Hey people: if I wanted to know, I would've found out.