Preggie Top 10

You know you are pregnant when:
1. You cannot decide what you need to do more urgently: eat or nap.
2. You cannot, for the life of you, remember the word "parenthesis".
3. TUMS becomes your after dinner mint.
4. You hold the hand rail going up AND down the stairs.
5. You wonder if anyone else at work has noticed how difficult it is to push the doors open (& you just may have to speak with someone higher up about this).
5. Your feet are sore after walking to the car.
6. You are more comfortable snuggling the body pillow than you are your husband.
7. The day is not complete without a cookie or frozen yogurt (or both, preferably).
8. You have seriously considered sleeping on the toilet.
9. 6pm seems like a reasonable time for bed.
and of course:
10.You can't wait to hold the little one!