down under

n: I just got back from being gone all weekend, so j and i were enjoying just hanging out together. He was lying on the floor playing guitar and i thought he looked cute (like always) so i took a picture of him while I stood on our coffee table. He got a great view of my belly from down under and was now very sure at how much it had popped in only a few days. While posing, I asked if he wanted to get directly under me to get the "full effect", to which he replied, "uh, trust me, i got the full effect from here".